A humorous No Soliciting sign in a black and white octagon design with bold 3D laser-cut lettering. The sign reads: "We already voted. We found Satan. We are too broke to buy anything." Below, it humorously makes an exception for deliveries of packages, money, and wine, with engraved icons for each. Perfect for front doors, porches, and entryways, this sign adds a touch of personality while keeping unwanted solicitors away.
custom no soliciting sign funny, please do not knock or ring doorbell, front door sign for house porch, housewarming gift, new home decor
custom no soliciting sign funny, please do not knock or ring doorbell, front door sign for house porch, housewarming gift, new home decor
A design options guide showcasing four variations of a funny No Soliciting sign in a black and white octagon shape. Each sign features unique humorous text, such as "Do not knock or ring the doorbell," "We already voted," "Try the neighbors," and "Jesus told us how to vote." All signs include an exception clause for deliveries of packages, money, or wine. The signs have a bold 3D laser-cut script, making them stylish and functional for front doors, porches
A funny No Soliciting sign with a bold black and white octagon design. The sign features a stylish 3D laser-cut "No Soliciting" text and a humorous message below that reads: "Do not knock or ring the doorbell. Unless I married you, I birthed you, or I ordered food from you." The sign is designed for front doors, porches, and entryways, adding both humor and charm to any home while keeping unwanted solicitors away.
A humorous No Soliciting sign in a black and white octagon design with bold 3D laser-cut lettering. The sign reads: "We already voted. We found Satan. We are too broke to buy anything." Below, it humorously makes an exception for deliveries of packages, money, and wine, with engraved icons for each. Perfect for front doors, porches, and entryways, this sign adds a touch of personality while keeping unwanted solicitors away.
A funny and stylish No Soliciting Sign with a black and white octagon design. The sign humorously states reasons why solicitors arenโ€™t welcome, including politics, kids selling items, and security concerns, but makes an exception for deliveries of packages, money, and wine. It features elegant script and engraved icons, making it a unique front door or porch decor piece for homeowners who appreciate humor with function.
A funny No Soliciting sign in a black and white octagon design with bold 3D laser-cut lettering. The sign humorously states: "Try the Neighbors," implying solicitors should look elsewhere. Below, it makes an exception for deliveries of packages, money, and wine, with engraved icons for each. A perfect addition to front doors, porches, and entryways, offering both humor and a clear message to unwanted visitors.
A set of three funny No Soliciting signs. Each sign features a different humorous message, including "We already voted, we found Satan, we are too broke to buy anything," "Jesus told us how to vote, our kids sell the same junk you do, our dog is our security system," and "Do not knock or ring the doorbell. Unless I married you, I birthed you, or I ordered food from you." Each sign includes an exception for deliveries of packages, money, and wine.

custom no soliciting sign funny, please do not knock or ring doorbell, front door sign for house porch, housewarming gift, new home decor

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This No Soliciting sign is the perfect addition to your front door, porch, or entryway, letting solicitors know to move alongโ€”unless theyโ€™re family, a spouse, or delivering food!

Handcrafted with high-quality materials, this sign is ideal for front doors, porches, entryways, or office spaces. It also makes a great housewarming, new home, or neighbor gift for someone who appreciates a good laugh!

๐ˆ๐Œ๐๐Ž๐‘๐“๐€๐๐“: Recommended for use under covered patio/porch. If exposing directly to outdoor elements, please use a weatherproof sealant to avoid damage

โœจ ๐…๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ & ๐ƒ๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฌ:
โœ” Funny & Functional โ€“ Politely (or not-so-politely) let solicitors know where you stand. ๐Ÿ˜†
โœ” Premium Quality โ€“ Made from durable materials for indoor or outdoor use.
โœ” Perfect Size โ€“ Designed to be easy to read but not overpowering.
โœ” Great for Any Home or Office โ€“ Works for houses, apartments, businesses, or anywhere you want fewer interruptions!
โœ” Gift-Ready โ€“ The perfect housewarming gift, realtor closing gift, or funny new homeowner present.
โœ” Choose from 2 different sizes: 5 inches or 8 inches

๐ŸŽ ๐๐ž๐ซ๐Ÿ๐ž๐œ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ:
โœ” Homeowners & New Home Gifts ๐Ÿก
โœ” Funny Housewarming Gifts ๐Ÿ˜‚
โœ” Front Porch & Entryway Decor ๐Ÿšช
โœ” Unique Gifts for Friends & Family ๐ŸŽ
โœ” Anyone Who Loves Humor & Wine! ๐Ÿท

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